Young Link stood nervously by his partner. He wasn’t at all confident in himself with this match up. He’d never prevailed in a fight against the team up of Adult Link and Zelda. “Relax, young one.” Rosalin smiled motherly at her young battle partner. “They are not invincible.” Young Link smiled at the space mama and psyched himself up.
Adult Link and Princess Zelda were seated across from one another, Link cross-legged and Zelda on her knees. They were meditating, collecting their strength, and focusing on the task ahead. They both knew none of these teams were to be taken lightly. *grrrrnnn* Zelda’s tummy let out an anticipatory gurgle, and she blushed. “Sorry, Link.” she said. “I had to cut breakfast a bit fine to make it here on time, so I didn’t get as much food in me as I’d have liked.” He nodded and handed her a granola bar he had swiped from the kitchen. “OmiGoddess! Thank YOU!” She took it eagerly and began eating. “BURP! Ahh! THAT’S more like it!” She grinned, patting her tummy cutely.
Luigi was trying to visualize victory by trading a few practice blows with Daisy. “C’MON Greenie~” Daisy teased. “My MOM (Miyamoto rest her soul) can hit harder than that.” Luigi wiped his brow and struck harder. Thankfully friendly fire was off, so the blows did no damage to his desert rose.
Mario and Peach alone seemed not to be taking this seriously. In fact, they were cozied up on a sofa. Peach was laying down with her head on Mario’s lap, while both read books they had checked out from the Library of SMASH.
A gong rang out, signaling the imminent start to the match. All assembled fighters got to their feet and made their way to their respective teleport pads. They spawned in as the announcer declared: “3…2…1…GOOOOOO!”
Everyone began rushing towards the right side of the arena for some reason. Everyone except for Luigi and Zelda, who met up in the upper left part of the stage and immediately began brawling. Luigi whirlwind spun into Zelda who yelped and retaliated with a casting of Din’s Fire, which exploded in Luigi’s face and sent him flying back into a Danger Zone. Someone tossed an assist trophy unleashing the power of PONG into the arena. Everyone spent a good bit of time attempting to dodge out of the way of the bouncing square 8-bit pixel ball. The PONG game ended with the ball stuck down one of the Great Cave Offensive’s many side passages with the score at 0-0.
Young Link managed to grab hold of a rambling evil mushroom item and was spraying spores on anybody who got close to him. This included Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Zelda. Rosalina and Daisy had met up just to the right of everyone else and started going at it. Daisy slammed Rosalina with her frying pan. Rosalina down smashed her in response, driving her Luma into Daisy’s head. Mario and Zelda started having a row as Luigi and Young Link started at it as well.
There was a rumbling noise, and the arena shifted abruptly into Hyrule Temple. Link and Daisy split off from the main group and battled their way over to the right as the rest mobbed up into a difficult to follow mess.
Daisy Daisy Bombed Link who threw a remote bomb back at Daisy. Daisy caught the bomb in mid air and sent it return to sender just before Link hit the detonator, exploding the bomb between them and damaging both slightly. Daisy Daisy Bombed Link again, and this time her aim was true. “SHLURP!” Daisy’s black rose slurped Link up right quick. Link grunted in frustration as he began taking damage from Daisy’s insides, quickly KO’ing and exploding.
“LINK: DEFEATED!” Announced the announcer.
Meanwhile, Zelda had unleashed her sealing power, sucking in Peach and Rosalina and severely damaging them before her Final Smash ended. Luigi was the next to strike. His Final Smash saw him vacuuming up Zelda, Mario, and Young Link, sending all of them flying off as they were fired off. This in turn caused Young Link’s meter to fill and as soon as he landed, he unleashed his Triforce Slash and struck both Peach and Mario, finishing off Mario and knocking Peach down to just barely over 100 HP remaining.
“MARIO: DEFEATED”
Both Daisy and Peach fired off their final smashes one immediately after the other. Neither of them was close enough to affect anyone. So instead, they ate the giant flowers and peaches their smashes summoned and got back into it as the arena changed back to the cave. Peach immediately launched herself at Young Link, grabbed the lad, and gulped him down without missing a beat. “GULP! BURRRRRP!” Belched the hungry princess.
“YOUNG LINK: DEFEATED!”
Peach yelped as Luma shot out, grabbed her, and threw her towards Rosalina, who paid Peach back by gulping the pretty peachy pink princess down. “Gulp! SCHLORP BWORRRRRRP!” Rosalina patted her tummy appreciatively. “One good meal deserves another.” She said callously.
Now it was down to Zelda, Rosalina, Daisy, and Luigi. Zelda charged a Phantom and held it at the ready as Daisy and Luigi made sure to hold a firm safe distance from her. An exploding banana spawned suddenly next to Daisy. She grabbed it and fired it a Rosalina. The tall space mama jumped to dodge the banana and immediately slammed into a low hanging Danger Zone. Zelda charged and sent her Phantom at Daisy and Luigi. Luigi dodged, but Daisy did not, and was knocked aside, taking heavy damage.
Rosalina attempted to take advantage of Zelda’s momentary opening to attack, but Zelda countered so fast with Nayru’s Love, one might think she had plot armor saving her. She grabbed Rosalina by the neck and made an ‘ah-ah-ahhhhhh’ scolding motion with her other index finger. She pursed her lips and opened her mouth wide, gulping down the space mama easily.
“BURRRRRP!” Zelda belched and immediately let out a yelp!
Luigi had taken the opportunity to fully charge his rocket Luigi move and launched himself, aiming for Zelda’s huge tummy. In her over-encumbered state, Zelda could not dodge in time. The sudden impact caused all the gss in zelda’s tummy to go shooting down through her body. “BLLLLLLLLAAARRRTTTTT!” A truly colossal Zelda waft blasted from Zelda’s booty, knocking Luigi out cold. Unfortunately for her, the damage was done, and Zelda went barreling into the Danger Zone and KO’ed as well.
“GAME! THIS GAME’S WINNER IS… YELLOW TEAM!”