| AIM-2 | This uzer has an intermediate understanding of the AIM lingos. 0_0 |
 | This user can program in Python. |
 | This user can program in JavaScript. |
| {{Wiki}} | This user can write in the MediaWiki language. |
| 18+ | This user is an adult. |
| 23 | This user is 23 years old. |
 | This user is a professional chef. |
 | Today is 25 November 2024 |
 | This user is nocturnal. |  |
 | This user drives a Chevy. |
 | This user drives a rusty piece of junk. |
| SK | This user enjoys the works of Stephen King. |
 | This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. |
 | This user enjoys reading science fiction. |
| LOTR | This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films. |
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This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred. |
| L.V. | This user is a fan of Lord Voldemort. |
 | This user's IRC nick is J-A-V-A on the server irc.freenode.net. |
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This user has a website, which can be found here. |
 | This user's news source is The Onion. |
 | This user has a profile on MySpace. |
 | This user uses Google as a primary search engine. |
| OWN | This user uses an email account with their own domain name. |
| T | This user's Internet service provider is T-Online. |
 | This user is using a web browser. |
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This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. |
 | This user contributes using Opera. |
 | This user contributes using SeaMonkey. |
 | This user contributes using Gentoo Linux. |
 | This user eats apples. |
 | This user eats M&Ms. |
 | You better keep your hands off my peeps! |
 | This user drinks. Period. |
 | This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka. |
 | This user drinks coffee. |
| Java-4 | This user is an expert coffee drinker. |
 | This user drinks Coca-Cola |
 | This user drinks Pepsi. |
| PEPSI | Instead of a regular cola, this user is addicted to Wild Cherry Pepsi. |
 | This user loves the taste of BAWLS in their mouth. |
 | This user drinks Mountain Dew. |
| This user eats at KFC. |
 | This user eats at Burger King. |
 | This user eats at McDonald's. |
| Q | This user eats at Quiznos Sub. |
| This user is addicted to Subway. |
 | This user eats at Taco Bell. |
 | This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers/hamburgers/etc. |
 | This user is a Go player. |
| Cards | This user enjoys playing card games. |
 | This user prefers to play games on a laptop. |
| PS2 | This user plays games on the PlayStation 2. |
 | This user once loved Grand Theft Auto. |
| This user collects license plates. | PL8S |
| BDKS | This user is the stone that the builder refused... |
| ATHF | This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. |
| FG | This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet. |
| H * R | This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously. |
| STAR TREK | J-A-V-A is a fan of Star Trek. | ST |
| trek | This user is a Trekker and knows that any real fan is not a Trekkie. |
 | This user just LOVES to cycle! |
 | This user would like to wish you a happy April Fool's Day. |